* TodayB I don't feel likeF# doing anytEhing
I jBust wanna layF# in my bedE
Don't feelB like picking up F#my phone
So leavEe a message at the tone
Cause todayB I swear I'm notD# doing anytEhing
( Nothing at all )
Uh, I'm gonna kickB my feet up
andF# stare at the fan
TurnE the TV on Throw my hand in my pants
NobBody's gonna tellF# me I can'Et, nah
I'll be lyinBg on the couch just chilliF#n in my snuggie
ClickE to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie
Cause in Bmy castle I'm F#the freakin Eman
Oh Oh, yesC#m I said it
I sD#maid it I saidE it cause I canF#
( REPEAT * )
B|F#|E|E( 2 Times )
Tomorrow I wBake up, do some P90XF#
Meet a realEly nice girl have some really nice sex
And she'sB gonna screaF#m out, "this is greatE"
(Oh my god this is great)
I mighBt mess around and get
my collF#ege degree
I betE my old man will be so proud of me
I'm sorBry pops you justF# have to waitE
Oh Oh, yesC#m I said it
I sD#maid it I saidE it cause I canF#
( REPEAT * )
No I ain'tC#m gonna comb my hairD#m
Cause I aG#min't going anywhereC#m
No no no F#no no []no no no no ohG#m
I'll just strutC#m in my birthday suitD#m
And let everyG#mthing hang loose
YeahC#m yeah yeah yeah yeahF# yeah yeah yeahhhG#m
( REPEAT * )
B|F#|E|E( 2 Times )
Ooh hoo ooh hoo Hoo ooh ooh Nothing at all
