I'm through with stanGding in line
To clubs we'll never get in
It's like the botCtom of the ninth
And I'm never gonna win
This lifFe hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to beG
(Tell me what you want)
I want a braGnd new house
On an episode of Cribs
And a batChroom
I can play baseball in
And a kinFg size tub big enough
For ten plus meG
(So what you need?)
I'll need a Gcredit card
that's got no limit
And a bigC black jet
with a bedroom in it
Gonna joinF the mile high
club at thirty-seven thousand feetG
(Been there, done that)
I want a newG tour bus
full of old guitars
My own starC on Hollywood Boulevard
SomewheFre between Cher
and James Dean is fine for meG
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna traA#de this life
for fortune and fame
I'd even cutC my hair
and change my name
* 'Cause weGm all
just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilA#ltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girCls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll allD# stay skinny
'cause we jusFt won't eat
And we'll hanGmg out
in the coolest bars
In the VIA#P with the movie stars
Every goodC gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every PlaD#yboy Bunny
with her bleFached blond hair, and well
HA#ey heyC I wanna be a rockstarG
HeA#y heyC I wanna be a rockstarG
I wanna be greGat like Elvis
without the tassels
Hire eigCht body guards
that love to beat up assholes
Sign a couFple autographs
so I can eat my meals for freeG
(I'll have the quesadilla, ha, ha)
I'm gonna dreGss my ass
with the latest fashion
Get a froCnt door key
to the Playboy mansion
Gonna daFte a centerfold that loves
to blow my money for meG
(So how you gonna do it?)
I'm gonna traA#de this life
for fortune and fame
I'd even cutC my hair
and change my name
* 'Cause weGm all
just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilA#ltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girCls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll allD# stay skinny
'cause we jusFt won't eat
And we'll hanGmg out
in the coolest bars
In the VIA#P with the movie stars
Every goodC gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every PlaD#yboy Bunny
with her bleFached blond hair, and well
And weGm'll hide out
in the private rooms
With the latA#est dictionary
and today's who's who
They'll geCt you anything
with that evil smile
EveryboD#dy's got a drug
dealer onF speed dial, well
HeA#y heyC I wanna be a rockstarG
I'm gonna sinD#g those songs
that offend the censors
Gonna popA# my pills
from a pez dispenser
I'll get wasD#hed-up
singers writing all my songs
Lip synCc 'em every night
so I don't geFt 'em wrong
* Well, we allGm
just wanna be big rockstars
And live in hilA#ltop houses
driving fifteen cars
The girCls come easy
and the drugs come cheap
We'll allD# stay skinny
'cause we jusFt won't eat
And we'll hanGmg out
in the coolest bars
In the VIA#P with the movie stars
Every gooCd gold digger's
gonna wind up there
Every PlaD#yboy Bunny
with her bleFached blond hair
And we'll hide outGm
in the private rooms
With the latA#est dictionary
and today's who's who
They'll getC you anything
with that evil smile
EveryboD#dy's got a drug
dealer onF speed dial, well
HeA#y heyC I wanna be a rockstarG
HeA#y heyC I wanna be a rockstarG
